Glad-I-Ate-Her

Here's my contribution:

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on
earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
To short man crowded elevator smell different.

Glad

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!