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Originally posted by Nancy
what do you call a blind reindeer?
noeyedear 
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What do you call a dead reindeer with no eyes?
Still no eye deer.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A Stick
Two cesium atoms are walking down the street. One says, "Damn! I just lost an electron!" Other says, "Are you sure?" First one says, "Yeah, I'm positive."
How many republican campaign managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three: One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to confuse the issue.
How many democratic campaign managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be very small.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
U Nique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.