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My grandma tells this one:
3 strings are standing outside a bar. The first one goes in and the bartender says "We don't serve strings in here. Get out!"
Second strings puts on a stupid disguise and goes in. The bartender looks at him and says, "You a string? You look like a string in a disguise. Get out! We don't serve strings in here!"
Third string ties a knot in himself and messes up the strands on one end. he walks into the bar and the bartender says "You a string?"
The third string says, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."
It's dumb but there's something endearing about hearing your grandmother telling a joke like that.
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