04-15-2004, 04:39 AM
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Metal and Rock 4 Life
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Quote:
Originally posted by irseg
A frog walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller gives him a weird look and directs him to the loan officer, Patty Wack.
Patty is a bit perturbed by the fact that a talking frog is sitting across from her asking for a loan, but she decides that there's no reason they can't do it. She asks the frog for collateral, and he pulls a small pink elephant out of his pocket.
Because the situation is so bizarre, she tells the frog she needs to discuss the matter with the bank president. She takes the pink elephant to the president's office, explains the situation, and shows what he offered as collateral.
He responds, "It's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan."
Those stupid jokes always crack me up. 
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That was so lame.. but i still cracked a smile..
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