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I once pretended I had fallen asleep. I was 17 at a party. I was obscenely drunk. I had 2 really fat cave dwellers getting on to me (one in each arm). I was giving one more attention than the other so the other got the shits and pissed off. So I had the first one on the ground and we were both getting pretty worked up. I then just felt like I didnt want to be there and do that anymore. So I pretended to pass out. She pushed me off, got the shits and stormed off. After she left I got up and went back to the party.
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