Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all with a dog
fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama
found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world
and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had
ever
seen.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking
animal.
It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage, and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American
Dachshund---but when it got close enough to
bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one
bite.
There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and
the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons
working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a Weiner dog."
