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You dont think we get that elsewhere?
I was in Mass. visiting some relatives, and one of the kids friend come over to visit (mind you he's 20).
Him: So you're from Texas 'eh?
Me: Yeah.
Him: So you got lots of cows over there 'eh?
Me: Yeah, cows outnumber the people in the town I'm from.
Him: So you have school over there?
Me: (amazed)... you have school here?
Him: Well just wonderin', dont get all defensive cowboy.
Me: (bit my tongue)
Him: So you ride horses to school? (actually serious)
Me: (turning on the sarcasm) Yeah, we also have a tumbleweed problem on our football field.
Him: Really? has anyone you known been killed in a duel (still serious)?
Me: (still sarcastic) Yeah, just last week at high noon....
Yeah this went on for a couple hours.. dont assume everyone is like a taxi driver in this state.
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