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Texas, hmmm,
When i visited Texas a couple years back, I took a cab from the Airport and the cab driver says to me, "So where y'all frum??"
I said, "Toronto, Canada"
"Canada, huh, I guess it's cold up thar?", he says.
"Can be in the winter", I say
Pause, look in the rear view mirror at the danged furiner.
"Ya'll got buzzards up in Canada?"
I am thinking, "what the fuck is this fucking guy talking about"
But I reply, "no, but we do have some pretty big crows I suppose"
Another look of concern in the rear view mirror....
Then I saw what he was getting at. There was a dead cow at the side of the road and the buzzards were chowing down.
"Well, alrightie, I am not in Kansas anymore" I am thinking.
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