bernadette

ok... i was at my friend's house yesterday, while waiting for the food line to clear, i snuck away to the bathroom w/my camera.
snapped pics more straight on.

i knew my face was lopsided. even one ear is a bit lower than the other. ugh.

anyway... here's my old ugly mug. (i feel naked somehow)
<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/split_BW.jpg">
the color version kinda hurts my eyes:
<a href="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/split_color.jpg" target="_blank">www.hasfurrychildren.com/humhum/split_color.jpg</a>
ok both versions hurt my eyes! crikeys...

my right side looks like she's the sweet nice one.
my left side looks like she's the mean angry bitch. she's probably got the bad attitude cuz she's a fuckin fatty!

<small>ps. getting old sucks so much in the looks department. extra chins & extra weight...
i'm going on a new diet cuz so far the <i>see</i>food diet ain't working </small>

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