Not QUITE as fun as the real stuff...but most definitely amusing.
crack: "what the hell is that noise?"
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"stop that!"
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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