Brewmaniac

An old farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper
started to lecture the farmer about his speed and in general, began to throw
his weight around to intimidate the old man and make him uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper began writing the ticket. As he wrote he kept swatting
at a bunch of flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "I
see you're havin' some problems with them circle flies." The trooper stopped
writing and said, "Well, yeah, if that's what they are... I never heard of
circle flies." "Well, circle flies are common on farms," the farmer said...
then added, "They're called circle flies 'cause they're mostly found
circlin' around the rear ends of horses." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes
back to writing the ticket. After a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a
minute -- are you callin' me a horse's behind?" The farmer says, "Oh no,
officer. "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call you a horse's
behind." "Well, that's a good thing," the cop replies, and goes back to
writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them
flies, though".

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