Confederate

I couldn't pass up an opporotunity to pass this one up
Basically I was sitting at work taking care of an evening function, they served dinner and usually save a plate for me. I'm talking to my ex online and the Food Services guy has just brought me a plate.

Me : at least i just got fed
Her : that's always good.
Me : yup steak and potatoes
Her : ooh
Me : yea the hours suck but they take care of me
Her : as long as they take care of you
Me : yup all i need now is a woman to do the same thing
Her : heh
Me : ah well steak and potatoes will have to do for the night
Her : heh, that's good.
Me : the only downside is, when I eat the steak i don't get anything in return
*rimshot*
Her : heh, that's bad.