Care Bears Scare!
I always thought there should be a Carebear equivalent of the Motie warrior caste (If you haven't read <i>The Mote in God's Eye</i>, think three armed and betaloned Bruce Lee/The Terminator at 78 speed in a 33 world) called Cuisineheart Bear. Perhaps one that subsists entirely on beans called Lotsafart Bear. Or the Care Bear that really cares, I-Got-This-Round Bear.
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