Greedo doesnt shoot. Not first, not ever.
Reasons
1) The shot looked horrible, he's sitting 2 feet from Han and misses. Was he aiming at a fly on the wall? Did he train at the Stormtrooper acadamy???
2) It ruins the character development Han has through the movies. In the real SW he starts as a dirty bastard who does what he needs to survive (IE blowing the crap out of Greedo) then over the course of the series becomes a hero. But in the Shit Edition he only shoots because Greedo did, making it an easy case of the hero defending himself.
The only SE I didnt mind was Empire, mainly because it was the one that Lucas didnt really fuck with (only adding in a few scenes of things like the Falcon flying to Cloud City which were really just tacked in so he'd have a "Special Edition")
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