Ohh! Can I be a minstrel?
Bravely bold Sir Fremen rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Fremen. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Fremen. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Fremen. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
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