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Ashton · 05-03-2003, 02:44 AM

A Lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He cornered a monkey and roared, "Who is the mightiest of all the animals in the jungle?" The trembling monkey replied, "You are mighty Lion." Later, the Lion confronted a deer and bellowed. "Who is mightiest of all the animals in the jungle?" The terrified deer stammered , "You are by far the mightiest of all the animals in the jungle." The Lion swaggered up to a elephant and roared, "Who is mightiest of all the animals in the jungle?" Annoyed, the elephant picked up the Lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree and stomped on him. As he hobbled away, the Lion said, "Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to make such a big deal about it."

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Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	The Lion..... A Lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He cornered a monkey and roared, "Who is the mightiest of all the animals in the jungle?" The trembling monkey replied, "You are mighty Lion." Later, the Lion confronted a deer and bellowed. "Who is mightiest of all the animals in the jungle?" The terrified deer stammered , "You are by far the mightiest of all the animals in the jungle." The Lion swaggered up to a elephant and roared, "Who is mightiest of all the animals in the jungle?" Annoyed, the elephant picked up the Lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree and stomped on him. As he hobbled away, the Lion said, "Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to make such a big deal about it."