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Me and my friends always think of these jackasses online and how they are in real life (if we could meet them). I was playing Vietnam the other day with Lasereth and Blitzkrieg on the Hue level. I was at a flag (waiting to conquer it and make it change back to my team's colors) and so I was in a room mowing down people as they came by (the other team trying to get the flag). Most people were like "owned" or "nice shot." Then the Bitch came in. "OMG YOU FUCKING CAMPER!!!!!!!!!!"
How are we supposed to take a control point without camping in one area? You can't. You have to "camp" at the flag to get it! There's no other option!
So then the guy goes off. "I BET YOUR PARENTS BEAT YOU WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!!!!!!!!!! I'M A PSYCH MAJOR AT A UNIVERSITY I KNOW MY STUFF YOU FUCKING CAMPER!!!!!!!!!"
I was like "ok, if I'm a camper, please explain how I'm supposed to get the flag WITHOUT staying in one spot and killing people as they come."
That pissed him off even more. "YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU FUCK DONKEYS DONT YOU OMG YOU NEWB I OWN YOU YOU FUCKING NEWB COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was truly amazing.
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Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.
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