Fuck : Olsen Twins (a 2-fer? come on!)
Marry : Drew Barreymore (I'd rather hook up with Angelia...but she missed this list)
Kill : Olsen Twins (I already fucked them anyway....and they are sooo God damn annoying!)
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.
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