I had two Mormons show up at my door the other day. I own two Jack Russells who I usually lock up when someone is at the door as they make a god awful racket. This time I decided they should accompany me to the door. I opened the door and they started their spiel when my dogs went apeshit. Well, the screen door was shut and I turned and started having a conversation with the dogs, along the lines of "don't be mad, everyone is entitled to their beliefs", "no I don't think they look funny with short sleeve shirts and ties" and "no, you can't bite them". The whole time they're standing there looking at me in disbelief, when I stopped and turned back to them and told them that I wasn't allowed to talk to them anymore, because my dogs didn't like Mormons. I went on to tell them that I didn't have a problem with them, but by this time they were backing away from the door. In hindsight I should have let the dogs out of the door.
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