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Originally posted by God of Thunder
An old episode of the Flintstones come to mind where Fred & Wilma get new neighbors "The Rottens" (I think that was they're name). Fred and the gang scared them off by playing "Bug Music" (The Beatles", but I don't think they could call them that without paying for the name)
I know you're a big Beatles fan, so just tell them you play Beatles 24/7.
If that doesn't work, tell them you sacrifice goats on the weekends with your new-found cult friends.
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GoT,
The first part of your suggestion is already being considered. However, the threat of me playing my Beatles stuff non-stop could only really be used as a "make your life a living hell" tactic, which of course could only be employed AFTER they move in. My wife and I are already planning our second wave of attacks under this category, and this may be our best strategy. The best plan might be for us to offer minimum resistance on the initial invasion of our home, and then throwing our full arsenal at them afterwards and driving them out by sheer torture.
As for the second part of your suggestion; if I told my brother-in-law that we sacrifice goats on the weekends, he would more than likely reply that when HE was in the local pagan chapter, the sacrifices were done on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
P.S. - the major downside to the Beatles Torture idea is that they would likely retaliate with Liz Phair Torture, which would make them winners by absolute default.