An old episode of the Flintstones come to mind where Fred & Wilma get new neighbors "The Rottens" (I think that was they're name). Fred and the gang scared them off by playing "Bug Music" (The Beatles", but I don't think they could call them that without paying for the name)
I know you're a big Beatles fan, so just tell them you play Beatles 24/7.
If that doesn't work, tell them you sacrifice goats on the weekends with your new-found cult friends.
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