Lies That Your Parents Have Told You
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
We Trust You
This will only hurt a bit.
You're gonna go blind if you keep doing that!
"Qusay, one day all of Iraq will belong to you."
When you get older you'll understand
Im Only Doing This For Your Own Good
We'll be there in 15 minutes. (on a 14 hour car trip).
Anything involving 10 feet of snow and a 15 mile hike to school
When Your Older You Will Thank Me For This
You don't have to get me anything for Mother's Day/Christmas/my birthday
If you keep making that face it's going to stick that way
It's the thought that counts
I'm only gonna say this once
Of course we wanted a third child!
My siblings and I NEVER fought when WE were your age.
You can do anything if you put your mind to it
Everything about santa
I only hit you because I love you
No I never smoked.
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There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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