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Ways to Tell if Its True Love
The ring goes on *before* the kid comes out
You haven't showered and have been fishing all day and she still wants some
She votes all your "items" up
She buys you mutton, mead, or bandwidth for your birthday
She NEVER has a headache at night
He spray-painted your name on an overpass.
If the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
She offers to pop zits you can't reach
She doesnt get mad when she's talked forever and you look up and say "What?"
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