You could always start out with...
Handing him medical pamphlets of strange diseases he might "catch" from you. "How to live with Herpes"....The Clap....Crabs....etc... You could tell you know...*wink "FYI, roomie!" But you say he's a dirty fellow so maybe he won't mind....
You could then move on to casual warnings.
"You know don't be alarmed if you wake up and catch me sleepwalking in the kitchen with my wang in the jar of peanut butter. It's perfectly natural."
The smell of baby shit drives your poodles fricken crazy. I mean loony batshit crazy. It just wouldn't be a safe enviroment.
Your new "nudist lifestyle" isn't suited to the accomodations. After all, think of the children.
I mean, if you going to go all out to lie, tell a whopper. Anything else would be insulting. And make it as complicated as possible, make them work to unravel your layers of deception.
[edit: I just read iccky's response. (I guess I missed it.) There's two good reasons
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