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Probably not a doable answer, but you could all of a sudden start having work done on YOUR house. Ever wanted new hardwood floors? Retile all the bathrooms? now might be the time. Or maybe say you suddenly found out that your pipes are about to fail and you have to have them all replaced now. Say that you finally got to the front of this amazing contractor's waiting list and if you don't have it done now you'll never get him again. Somethign to make your house as inhospitable as theirs.
Bad insect infestation with a multi-stage fumigation (that is, of course, very harmful to children) required might work as well.
I guess that's two ideas.
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