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Old 04-03-2004, 09:00 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Sion
next bout: Jessica Simpson vs a can of Chicken of the Sea Tuna ("is this chicken or fish?)
Jessica Simpson picks the can up from the counter and reads the label out loud. "Chick...en...of...the...se...se...SEA," she reads slowly. A smile comes to her face. "I like Chicken McNuggets, so this must also be good, or at least gooder."

She finds her $200 electric can opener, for as hard as she looks, she can't find a pull tab on the lid. After opening the can and taking off the lid, she sees the layer of water on top of the tuna. However, see thinks it is ONLY water.

"Nick, they forgot to put the chicken in this one! They put water in it instead!" Nick however is tinkering in the garage or whatever he does, so her cries of confusion go unheard.

Jessica sighs and throws the full can of tuna in the trash and looks for something else to eat.

Tuna is safe.
Tuna WINS.

next up... my dad vs. your dad (I don't think this has been done).
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