1. She smokes - no she doesnt, but what?
2. She is drinking beer/doing shots - nope
3. Pierced tongue - nope
4. Tattoo in the small of her back. - no
5. Curses more than you. - yes, but she thats because of me
6. Dancing on the bar. - not publicly
7. She's the least attractive girl in her group of girlfriends. - definately not
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