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1. She smokes - I don't get why this matters
2. She is drinking beer/doing shots - This just means she's drunk enough to not care she's fucking you
3. Pierced tongue - I got my tongue pierced... you saying I'm easy?
4. Tattoo in the small of her back - Every fucking girl I know has a tattoo there... maybe two are easy
5. Curses more than you - Is she screaming "Get the fuck off me you asshole... I don't wanna fuck you... wanna-be punk ma'fucker"?
6. Dancing on the bar - Yeah... we all saw that stupid movie... no one got naked
7. She's the least attractive girl in her group of girlfriends. - This one is just down right mean. Just because she isn't what you think is cute doesn't mean some guy out there didn't think she was hot as shit... get a life
You get the hint. How much do you get laid?
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