Quote:
Originally posted by Bob Biter
- "Wanna sample something my mom made?"
- "Hey, do you know what the difference is between a steak and a penis? No? Wanna come over for dinner sometime?"
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Those are some funny ass lines there!
Quote:
Originally posted by Bob Biter
- "Wanna sample something my mom made?"
- "Hey, do you know what the difference is between a steak and a penis? No? Wanna come over for dinner sometime?"
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lunchbox7
"Do you want to play armies? I'll lay down and you can blow the fuck out of me"
"Dont make me stalk you"
Guy: "Your Beautiful"
Girl: "Fuck off!"
Guy: "Oh you must of misheard me. I said you look fat in that dress"
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These are even funnier! Good stuff guys.
Let me try...
"Hi, I seemed to have lost my puppy dog, care to help me look for it in the cheap motel across the street?"
"Hey, you got any black in ya?.... Want some?"
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
"Nude photos?"
"You ever watch porno movies? Mind if I borrow one?"
"My friend bet me $100 bucks he could sleep with you tonight... Come home with me and we'll split the money."