CinnamonGirl

So what's the checklist for finding an easy guy?

1. He has a penis.

...that was really all I could come up with

Let's see...me...
1. Yep, I smoke
2. I don't drink beer, but yep, I like shots.
3. My tongue isn't pierced, but I've been thinking about it for a while.
4. Nope, my tat's on the back of my left shoulder blade.
5. hmmm...I guess I tend to curse more when I'm drunk. I think that has more to do with the people I'm usually drunk with, though.
6. I've dance on platforms on the dancefloor, but never the bar.
7. *shrug* What can I say? I have some hot friends.

Of course, the ring on my finger automatically disqualifies me for "easiness."

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