This made me feel all nostalgic...
My first ... taste,if I may,
of porn was hearing some wretched, panting,
scratchy woman screaming through my parents bedroom door..
OOOHHH Sonny! Youre like a motor scooter,
A fucking motor sc Sc Sc o o o o o o ter..
Oh sonny uhuhuhuh..Oh yea.
Needless to say...in my head those people looked like my parents.
So,I watched the movie on my own...years later,And jesus christ.. A fat,fourty year old,hairy, brown man with a small penis was the motorscooter in question.And a woman that I decided was someones ugly aunt Debbie..
and from the looks of things.. she'da hada better time.. on a motorscooter.
If anyone remembers that movie Please tell me the title..How many motorscooters could there be?
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