Taste/texture/temperature. If it tasted better...or didn't have that thick consistancy...or was cold...it would be MUCH easier to swallow.
That's why you date guys who masturbate a lot...they don't shoot as much, and it's usually a lot thinner. And make 'em swig some pineapple juice, while you're at it.
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