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My fave:
That outfit would look great in a heap by my bed!
Runner up:
Why don't you have a seat in my lap and we'll just talk about the first thing that pops up!
Both have worked for me, but alas, as I've found in my older years that if these work for you with a particular philly, they generally join you in spite of these dribbles, not because of them.
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The sad thing is... as you get older you come to realize that you don't so much pilot your life, as you just try to hold on, in a screaming, defiant ball of white-knuckle anxious fury 
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