Thread: Anal Sex 101
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Old 03-30-2004, 11:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Anal Sex 101

Stolen with slight mods from NASIOC

Anal Sex 101 is now in session. Please take a seat and save any questions until the end of the presentation, thank you.

Before you get involved with Anal Sex, please review the following.
This is the target area we are mostly concerned with:



Now that we know what to expect, it's time to prepare.
Take a good look, and find out what you are in for:


If you find anything of the ordinary, cease all activity:



Also, make sure there are no stool issues present,
such as diarrhea:



Be aware of the risks before you begin:


If any risks are found, seek help:


Next, it's time to begin.
You may need to loosen up a bit, relax, have a drink or some drugs:


Explore, search, feel, and touch. These will help you become more comfortable:
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Next, begin your session. If dizziness occurs, give yourself a break, and try again:


If bleeding starts, you need to stop.


If you get it in the wrong hole, STOP!

The wrong hole is dangerous, and may cause pregnancy.


As you conclude your session, you should feel a sense of accomplishment and happiness.
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You may reward yourself with a tasty shake.


This concludes our session.
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