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Old 03-30-2004, 05:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Where to Ejaculate?

Alright, well I have a bit of a problem here. Whenever my girlfriend gives me a handjob or head (usually it happens in my car, since that's the most private place we have), I end up making a bit of a mess on the seats, floor, and just about anywhere else. This is a problem -- I don't want stains all over the fucking place (I clean it up as best I can, but you can never get everything). She definitly won't swallow, since she *accidentally* did the first time (I don't really want to subject her to that anyway), and I'm not sure how much of an option spitting is. Basically the blowjob is a handjob for the last couple seconds.

How can I solve this problem? Should I keep a "cum bucket" in the car or what, I'm really grasping at straws here, as you can tell. My girlfriend suggested getting a posterboard (and drawing a bullseye on it for sport). What do I do?
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