Oh...BTW....
I had my ears cleaned one time by my doctor. Er...I wish it was by my doctor. Instead he sent in a very hot young nurse. I was trying to stud up while shot got out her little tool, a long metal rod with a tiny ring on the end to grab the wax. When she pulled out the first clump I was like...sniff...what the hell is that?
Your wax sir.
Damn did I feel like a dork.