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Originally posted by xim
nice shoes....wanna fuck?
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That's my favorite one. Short and to the point, plus the added bonus of a compliment.
Another one that makes me laugh: I lost my phone number...can I have yours? (also heard it with "virginity" replacing "phone number")
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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