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**My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want
to.
You must be from Pearl Harbor because baby you’re the bomb.
*I'm like American Express...except that you shouldn't go home without me.
*Excuse me, do you know CPR? Because when I saw you my heart stopped.
*Did you have Campbell's soup today?
Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
*Do you work for Federal Express? Cuz, damn! You sure have a nice package.
*You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
*Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
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Slacking off with style since 1981.
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