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Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Whoa.
Mother Hamburger is turning over in her grave.
These are not the responses I expected. I am scandalized.
I see the face of my angry hamburger god.
I will make the appropriate sacrifices so that he will come and punish the infidels.
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