The guy who plays "Stifler" in every movie he's in.
Keanu Reeves - Stiff and Monotone.
Elijah Wood - Weepy. It was alright during the Lord of the Rings cause Frodo was kind of a weiner.
And since Star Wars is on the horizon; May I be the first to nominate...Hayden Christenson
A guy who managed to make the biggest, baddest Sith Lord sum bitch in the galaxy into an angst ridden cry-baby with a cute lil ponytail.