Sometimes I like to see how far I can take alliteration. It's usually good for a couple of extra words every other sentence. It really adds up.
I also like to string together adjectives. "The poor, downtrodden, broken and repressed....."
And for chrissakes use the thesaurus. I can't stress this enough. Always pick the longest and most obscure word to use. If she is as easy to please as you say, she'll think your brilliant and misinterpret the bullshit as genius.