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Heather Graham - couldn't act her way out of a torn wet paper bag.
Adam Sandler - sorry - that stuff hasn't been funny since <i>before</i> I had body hair.
Pam 'Raccoon Eyes" Anderson - biggest waste of carbon/silicone.
J-Ho - excuse my french, but Fuck that no-talent diva bitch.
David "GQ Pose" Caruso
Mandy Patankin - talented, but I hate when actors say half their lines in a loud whisper.
Ron Silver - see above.
Hugh Grant - just can't watch him.
Jim Carrey - IMO he peaked on <i>In Living Color</i>
Stallone - a one-character pony
Vin Deisel - see above.
The Rock - see above.
Any Wayan except Damon
Any Baldwin except Alec

Excuse me - but I've already spent <i>way</i> too much time on this.

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