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Originally posted by Derwood
The world in 2008 (If Bush gets re-elected)
- Everyone over the age of 18 will be married, thus completely eliminating poverty, domestic abuse and infidelity.
- All homosexuals have been revoked of their citizenship and shipped to a penal colony in the North Atlantic.
- The President of Clear Channel has been added to Bush's Cabinet as the first U.S. "Minister of Information"
- Terrorist bombings have killed thousands in France, England, Germany, and several other NATO nations. Any country that is perceived to have any sort of allegiance towards America has been a target of Al Qaeida.
- Osama Bin Laden is still at large.
- Newest projections show that Social Security will actually dry up by 2009.
- The national trade deficit has tripled since 2004.
- 15 trillion dollars has been spent on further exploratoins of Mars. Thus far, no major disocoveries have been made. In the mean time, enormous cuts to funding for education, health care and the arts have been made to fund NASA and the wars abroad.
- The first 3 presidents of the new "democratic" Iraq have been assassinated within 90 days of their inauguration.
- North Korea has conducted 4 more nuclear tests in the Pacific. Leader declares "We will no longer be ignored!"
/democrat rant
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I feel the same way, and i'm very, very afraid.