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I do so love scientology.....it reminds me of those pesky dinosaurs my ancestors had to control in order to harvest food.
Hows this.....
In the year 2,009,194,255 B.c. there came upon the earth a creature of immence intellect. So powerful were the thought capabilities of this bieng, it could form matter into its own creations. In an attempt to create toothpaste, it made a single celled creature that tasted rather sweet, but was bothersome to make each night at bedtime.
Thus Angolasimarostis, as this creature decided to be called, allowed the sweet tasting toothpaste creatures to self replicate.Several hundred million years later all its teeth fell out and the toothpaste creatures were no longer needed, but Angolsimrostis forgot to destroy them, and moved to venus(much warmer climate).
As many millions of years passed the little toothpaste creatures became larger and more complex, until one day they became self aware and formed into colonies. These colonies are still in existance in the form of silly putty, which as we all know can take any form, and is even capable of copying the cartoons from the sunday paper.
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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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