Ah, dumb girl...
Anybody could go up on Ebay and say "Up for sale, my virginity starting at 5 bucks!"
Remember the haunted coke can?
The thing about Ebay is that you can pick any shit and say something stupid about it and somebody will bid to buy it from you. That's the way the world works.
Should have sold my virginity...
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