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Whenever the jehovah's witnesses or the mormons come knocking on my door, I'm always happy to let them in. This is because of three reasons: 1. The Mormon Sisters are really hot! They wear make-up and dress very nice! 2. I'm glad that people are out there trying to make sure others in the world are spiritually centered. I'm sure after knocking on hundreds of doors they meet one or two people scraping the bottom of the barrel of life who are in need of a helping hand to get them out. 3. Clearly the door-knockers were profoundly impacted by their church, and their lives are richer and filled with purpose as a result. Who can blame them for wanting to spread that richness with others? I am very happy for them--some days I wish I had as clear a purpose in my own life. So it's nice to hear them talk enthusiastically about spiritual matters.
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