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I love Poe's work... excellent choice!
Something that cracks me up is the 404 (file not found) message you sometimes see while browsing a website.
I think they've been shown here before but...
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I p0rn-surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious p0rn-site of "hot XXX galore",
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
"Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quote the server, "404."
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I p0rn-surfed, weak and weary,
For many a quaint and curious website of X-rated lore,
Found the server nearly napping, http replies a-slacking,
Though my loins were filled with burning, yearning for a teenage whore,
And as I paused awhile in hope that service be restored -
Quoth the server, "404."
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