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My opinion is, if I want to buy something, I go shopping. Anyone who comes to my door wanting to sell me anything gets more or less the same thing "There's the sidewalk. Be on it before I get nasty." I'm nicer to kids, ruder to the religious. "Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here." or "I got a batch of beer on the stove right now. I have 2 minutes before the next batch of hops goes in. You can have one on them. Go. You have 59 seconds left." or "Hmm? Stay naked and have sex with my wife or get dressed and talk to you about your imaginary friend? Tough choice. (Close Door)."
I just despise salesmen of any kind at my door.
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