Dude. Jay. Take a chill pill. *offers pills*
I didn't get pissy about anything. If you wanted pissy, you should've seen me at the hospital at about 4 am after sitting there for God knows how long.

He's fine, by the way.
And if I'm supposed to pick the topic now, howbout we talk about how Jay has a stick up HIS butt? Sheesh, man, what's up lately?