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Geek Light Bulb Jokes
How many Unix sysadmins does it take to change a light bulb?
- One to hold it, and the world revolves around him.
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How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
- One to run the wizard, or call support if there's no wizard.
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How many Mac users does it take to change a light bulb?
- Let's hope there are some Apple Light Bulbs available or you're out of luck.
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How many Linux users does it take to change a light bulb?
- One to recompile the kernel and rpm the bulb, 10,000 to whine about how windows light bulb wizards are ruining computing for everyone, 1,000 to suggest that the new government light bulbs won't run on linux, and 5 MPAA attorneys to sue the guy who figured out how light bulb threads work.
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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
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Q: How many technical support personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? OK. Now, exactly how dark is it? OK. There could be four or five things wrong... Have you tried the light switch?
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